LOL I went to a non denominational school in Canada. My son went to a Catholic school down here though (pretty much all the private schools here are Catholic and the public system is pretty bad). Nuns love me though. The mother called me in to complain about my son's hair being too long. I pointed to the giant Jesus on the Cross and said, "But I thought you wanted the kids to look to him as a role model?" There really isn't much they could say to that, though I did follow it up with, "But I'll get his hair cut this weekend."