Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
http://www.mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg


(I saw this on a local club page...it made me laugh.)

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha. that's great.
This is how much of a girl I truly am.. as soon as I read the line about it being in the middle of the engine I knew exactly what she was talking about.

*kicks self*

That's a really old blonde joke.

:D

The story I liked (True, not like this one...) was the time there was a bad hail storm, and there was a crazy line at the body shop to get the hail damage fixed....

A blonde was driving the guy at the counter crazy, so he tells her to just go home and blow in the tail pipe really hard until all the dents pop back out.

So she's in her drive way blowing the be jeezus out of that tail pipe when her other blonde freind pops by, and starts watching her....and then asks WTF she's doing.

She explains how she's blowing on the tail pipe to pop the dents back out...but that it doesn't seem to be working.

The second blond looks long and hard at the situation, and then laughs at her...

You idiot! You forgot to roll up the windows first!

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Poor blondes. always getting picked on.

But it must be true that Blondes have more fun... I mean, have you ever seen a brunette walking down the street with Blonde roots..?

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guys...don't forget to exchange your winter air in your tires with summer air. :auslachen2-big:

Better check all your turn signal fluid levels as well..... they blink slower when the run low!!

That's a good one!

Remember a few weeks ago I put up a post about what the dealership forgot to reinstall on my engine after they did a routine change of something. Can't say I'm blonde, don't have enough left to tell.

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Ha,ha how did I missed that one.................my god, I love blonds.......