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drbandkgb 03-14-2010, 08:09 PM What type of water do you use to clean your Xterra with?? Does it matter if its a 00-04 or a 05-10? I really like using Aquafina...I find its a cleaner water .. :D Are there any synthetics? Any help will be appreciated... Dav-id:D greentennx 03-14-2010, 08:26 PM LOL! :auslachen2-big: But seriously I like Perrier. That sparkling water really does amazing things for the X. drbandkgb 03-14-2010, 08:31 PM And what kind of shampoo do you use? lol...sorry couldnt help it.. with all the What kind do you use threads Ive been seeing of late TJTJ 03-14-2010, 08:34 PM My X's exacting care regimen requires that: 1. The vehical be thoroughly rinsed with a specially selected combination of the finest migratory guano, imported Ohio River Valley Acid Rain, and a marinade of colorful tannic acid laden foliage. 2. Perfectly ripened acorns, lovingly dropped from magnificent old growth oaks, are used to gently dislodge the mounds of fine migratory guano and colorful tannic acid laden foliage not lifted by the pitter patter of specially prepared and imported Ohio River Valley Acid Rain. 3. Once lovingly pampered by the above beauty treatment, the clay and rich top soil, combined with the finest acidic Pine Barens detritus slurry, is provided for repeated luxurious dipping until the X is fully relaxed and ready for its coniferous rub down. 4. After a vigorous rub down with a variety of exclusive indigenous conifer branches that work the luxurious mixture of lovingly applied beauty treatments deep into the iron underlying the surface paint of the X's pampered skin, the X is allowed to luxuriate in a shower of ultraviolet radiation provided by a nearby star...this cosmic cosmetic treatment gently bakes the applied beauty treatment deep into the pores of the X, and helps to provide deep, luxurious oxidation. 5. This profoundly pampered X is then allowed to rest and relax until the next treatment regimen is commenced. :D Steeze 03-14-2010, 08:36 PM I use beer, piss, and vomit.... TJTJ 03-14-2010, 08:42 PM I use beer, piss, and vomit.... No WONDER half your truck's gone already. :D Steeze 03-14-2010, 08:49 PM No WONDER half your truck's gone already. :D :cool-big: I clean the tires with the blood of a ninja... the paint is waxed precariously with the semen of the devil... and the windows sparkle with afterbirth of the virgin mary... J Everett 03-14-2010, 08:56 PM Dammit Brandon...afterbirth? Really? I just had dinner, man. :) 19kdrill 03-14-2010, 08:58 PM :cool-big: I clean the tires with the blood of a ninja... the paint is waxed precariously with the semen of the devil... and the windows sparkle with afterbirth of the virgin mary... After painting that mental picture, puke almost surfaced the top of my esophagus. http://www.gifmix.net/smileys/puking-smilies/3.gif (http://www.gifmix.net/smileys/) TJTJ 03-14-2010, 09:11 PM :cool-big: I clean the tires with the blood of a ninja... the paint is waxed precariously with the semen of the devil... and the windows sparkle with afterbirth of the virgin mary... I'm just stuck on trying to figure out how one waxes precariously.... J Everett 03-14-2010, 09:20 PM Well, it would be precarious, because you wouldn't want to touch it. You never know what might happen if it gets on you. Steeze 03-14-2010, 09:21 PM Devil Semen is Dangerous... in so many ways silverbullet 03-14-2010, 09:27 PM I've been trying to get a hold of Chuck Norris's tears but that bastard never cries. I'm sure it would be better than a new paint job after washing it with just a few tears drbandkgb 03-14-2010, 09:27 PM Super sperm! No really I pray to baby jesus he keeps my X clean and white... http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff217/drbandkgb/2010MarchWoolys214.jpg OOPS!!! :D Heavus 03-14-2010, 09:29 PM i just lay out some knuckle-children and go to work Steeze 03-14-2010, 09:32 PM I've been trying to get a hold of Chuck Norris's tears but that bastard never cries. I'm sure it would be better than a new paint job after washing it with just a few tears that's cause chuck norris doesn't have tear ducts... J Everett 03-14-2010, 09:34 PM Chuck Norris jokes? Y'all are better than that. ;) drbandkgb 03-14-2010, 09:36 PM Are we really J? really! J Everett 03-14-2010, 09:37 PM Really, really. Heavus 03-14-2010, 09:37 PM i heard that under chuck norriss' beard, there isn't a chin, only another fist. J Everett 03-14-2010, 09:38 PM i heard that under chuck norriss' beard, there isn't a chin, only another fist. http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-bunny-is-sad.jpg TJTJ 03-14-2010, 09:54 PM Well, it would be precarious, because you wouldn't want to touch it. You never know what might happen if it gets on you. So you would wax carefully, not precariously....they don't mean the same thing. If you're going to wax with the Devil's sperm, you really should know how before you screw things up and dissolve half your truck or something. :D Frankly, I think the truck would be dirtier with Devil Sperm on it. I mean, really, after a wax job on the Devil, I'd think your paint job would go to hell. :devil-big: Heavus 03-14-2010, 10:19 PM chuck norris knows the square root of Pi KUMA 03-14-2010, 11:16 PM I use Mount Olympus local Utah Fresh mountain water... Straight from the stream! RockMozart13 03-14-2010, 11:38 PM i use the blood of people who ask don't use the search feature, the only "trail damage" my X sees is when i pop the curb in front of their homes on my way through their living room. Sorry, their parent's living room. If I see one more thread about f***** seafoam I'm gonna lose it. drbandkgb 03-14-2010, 11:46 PM If I see one more thread about f***** seafoam I'm gonna lose it. Im so with you.. :usuck: | ||